whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
FUCK WHALES
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
