what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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