I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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