Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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