I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
