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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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AMAZING.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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