I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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