Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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