i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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