dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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