So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Jerry, you need to find god
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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