just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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