I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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