i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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