love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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