i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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