How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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