Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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