Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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