shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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