i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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