I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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