Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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