it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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