is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
