and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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