There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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