it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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