1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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