Pappa wants mamma naked
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I think people are normalizing furries
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