So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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