Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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