just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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