jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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