i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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