actually, I'm a sock model
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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