But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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