Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
