please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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