I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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