Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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