I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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