i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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