3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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