i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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