Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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