At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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