Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.