I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.