i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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