i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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