Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
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My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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